Advice on a first date? Any thoughts?
I'm about to embark on a date with a rather splendid looking filly. However, I'm a little concerned on what to wear/places to go, etc. I have considered the following -
I will be wearing an orange T-shirt, Top hat, rainbow colored braces, pink pantaloons, cartoon socks and some sandals. Then I could chase the wench around the garden with a large butterfly net - once caught, "drag her to bed" skip sex" go straight to the cigarette and watch home alone 2.
Any thoughts on this?
Except for the sandals it sounds like the perfect first date to me. Wishing you well, dear Bobblebottom!
Lady Zee-ster
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